There are a variety of reasons that I have trouble sleeping when I am on the road.

Jetlag.

Weird schedules

Food that doesn’t agree with me

But the one that really bugs me is:

Neighbors who have hookers come to their room. For fuck’s sake, please, try to keep the screaming, grunting, bed slamming down. I am sure she is that great. I am sure she is worth whatever the FUCK you are paying her. I just DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IT.

Sigh.

That is all.